That Kind of Girl

the kind of girl who cheeses so hard it almost interferes with the bike riding 

The girl who:

….chooses beer over wine

…needs to fold laundry right out of the dryer and put it away immediately 

…will always prefer fur babies to human babies 

…doesn’t actually like human babies

...never turns down a brunch buffet 

…prefers sweet over salty (but let’s get real, eats it all)

…can’t sleep if her feet are cold

…thinks 2010 was like, yesterday

…would rather curl up w/ a book than a tablet

….doesn’t like football, but thoroughly enjoys a walking tailgate

...asks the bartender what the deal w/ that popcorn machine in the corner is and proceeds to eat seven baskets of popcorn

…talks out loud to herself in a British accent 

….doesn’t drink coffee, mostly b/c she knows she would LOVE it w/ cream and sugar and can't open that floodgate 

…holds a grudge forever (but is really trying to work on this) (but don’t cross me, I’m like an elephant) 

…listens to Disney music and showtunes on the reg 

…takes the time to clip coupons and then forgets them at home

…can leave Target with the one thing she went in there for (it’s really not that hard)

…is either too hot or too cold

…sits on the toilet seat b/c hovering is too much work and makes a mess for everyone else 

…is unabashedly a Taco Bell lifer 

…knows white chocolate doesn't qualify as chocolate

...still has all her beanie babies from the ‘90’s b/c wtf are you supposed to do w/ them?

...sends snail mail for thank yous, birthdays, and random celebrations

...would rather go to the store than shop online

...plans a week worth of meals then ends up eating out half the week

...thinks expiration dates are more of a suggestion   

...can fall asleep mostly anywhere, and has no qualms about going to bed at 9pm 

...doesn't always need to be moving; let's Netflix and chill alllllll day, provided there are snacks