Good Idea, Bad Idea: Office Party Edition

Good idea: Opting for beer over wine so you don’t have a raging headache the next day
Bad idea: Downing enough beers to ensure you’re just as useless the next day

Good idea: Stocking up on food, like the gourmet turkey breast, so that you’re not drinking on an empty stomach
Bad idea: Skipping the gravy and nearly choking on the driest turkey you’ve ever consumed

Good idea: Motioning to your boyfriend that you’re choking so he can perform the Heimlich and look like a hero 
Bad idea: Motioning to your boyfriend that you’re choking so he can lock you in the bathroom for you to “spit it up yourself”

Good idea: Raising your glass after the partners’ toast so they know you were hanging on every word 
Bad idea: Being the only one cheers-ing and downing your beer so no one will see your gaffe 

Good idea: Going from “day to night” by effortlessly tying your hair in a chignon 
Bad idea: Remember that you don’t know what the hell a chignon is and pull your hair in a ponytail with the same hand your nearly full beer is in, spilling beer all down your back and onto the floor

Good idea: Mopping up the beer you spilled all over the floor
Bad idea: Spilling the rest of your beer in the process and giving the impression that you are that girl 

Good idea: Skipping 7/11 for your usual post-bar assortment of Cheetos, Nutrageous and Pringles 
Bad idea: Spending $18 at Wendy’s on crap you could have got for half that price at 7/11

A fun night like that and the only picture I took is the Wendy's bag #fatgirlproblems


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