Tearin' Up My Heart

A little part of me died today.

See, I always had this vision of one day ending up w/ my main man. The first man I had to take a road trip to see in concert. The last man I ever bought a marionette of. The only (white) man who can pull off cornrows.

Hmm, on second thought...

Much better.

I came to terms with the fact that he and Britney were Mickey Mouse Club sweethearts. I was over the moon when they broke up (I hope he doesn’t hold himself responsible for any of her crazy antics after they were over...)

I knew Cameron wouldn’t last. And all the other rumored relationships, like Scar Jo and Alyssa Milano. I knew, one day, we’d find each other. 

Enter Jessica Biel. AKA every man’s dream girl.

She’s hot. Athletic. Brunette. I can’t even hate this girl. She seems pretty cool. And if Justin’s happy? That’s all that matters, right? I’m not going to send any ill will on his wedding day. 

I’ll wait to tomorrow to do that. I’ll even give them a few years of wedded bliss. 

Hey Justin; call me around the 7-year itch, okay? 

And please forgive me for using an old *N Sync song as the title of this post. But that video? You in that beater singing on the bed? Changed my life. I still rock out to that song. And it was much more fitting than another favorite, Digital Getdown. Who can forget that gem.


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